War Must Be Fun

	I’ve thought it all through
	I think I know why
	Men are so eager
	To kill and to die.

	Fathers have trained them
	It’s right to bear arms
	Learn to shoot straight son
	Protect us from harm.

	Now go out and hunt
	Get sharp with your aim
	Someday you’ll need it
	To hunt down big game.

	There's no other time
	When killing's as fun
	As in a great war
	When a “man” totes a gun.