What is a Ritzvillian?

	A Ritzvillian, in the truest sense, is someone who was born,
raised, worked, lived, abandoned or died in the hallowed town
of Ritzville.  However, I, Miles Athey, having coined and trade-
marked the term, Ritzvillian, declare with clear conscience
that the definition shall be expanded to include "wannabes."
In other words, if you wannabe deemed a Ritzvillian with
all the rights and privileges that come with the title, you may do
so under one condition. That you display your Ritzvillian
memorabilia (books, writings, shirts, caps, etc.) with great pride
at every opportunity. A braggardly statement or two, around
friends or enemies, would also be in order.
	
         Miles Athey (a.k.a.  Macarthur Miles), The Ritzvillian